Life Rules

I forget how many Life Rules there are for new-to-the country-little-ones to learn:

Stickers do not go on car windows

Toilet paper can be flushed and does not go in the garbage can.

Sharpies are only to be used on paper.

Stickers do not go in hair.

Do not feed the family dog anything unless you ask me or Daddy first.

The dog food is just that, dog food.  It is not people food.

Stickers do not go on the wall.

It’s the toilet paper that gets flushed not balloons.

Do not spit out gum that you are done with on the sidewalk, on the floor of the car or put it on your dresser.

Curling irons are hot.

Use a Kleenex.  I’m serious.  Use a Kleenex.

When pointing, use your pointer finger and not your middle finger.

Stickers do not go on the flat screen tv.

Life Rule for the Mama with a new-to-the-country-little-one: no stickers.